Thanksgiving Guest Liability and Indemnification Agreement

What do you think?  Something to print out and post on your refrigerator, or table?

 

____________________ (hereinafter referred to as .Guest.) has been given permission to eat at the table of

_____________________ (hereinafter referred to as .Host.).

Guest acknowledges and understands that no warranty, either expressed or implied, is made by Host as to the

nutritional content of the meal. This document is offered in order to duly warn Guest that dangerous conditions,

risks, and hazards may lurk in the turkey, stuffing, vegetables, cranberry sauce, fixings, drinks, desserts, appetizers,

and any or all other comestibles that may be served.

Guest is hereby informed that Host.s food may contain any of the following: calories, carbohydrates, sodium (salt),

fat, saturated fat, trans fat, polyunsaturated fat, monounsaturated fat, peanuts, sugar, alcohol, tryptophan, caffeine,

and good cheer.

Guest acknowledges that eating may incur risks including, but not limited to, satiation, indigestion, heart burn,

dizziness, laziness, heart disease, holiday spirit, .food coma,. and .that bloated feeling.. Host.s meal includes any

and all items served, including those brought by other Guests (including .Grandma.).

If Guest has brought minors to Host.s Thanksgiving table, Guest assumes responsibility for monitoring said

minors. eating habits and guarding against any and all attendant hazards at all times.

In consideration of being allowed by host to enjoy a Thanksgiving meal, Guest hereby indemnifies Host from all

liability for personal injury suffered by Guest . which may be directly or proximately caused, in whole or in part,

by any element of Host.s meal. Guest agrees that neither he/she, nor his/her assigns, agents, or personal representatives

in law or in fact will sue Host or his/her associates for any injury that Guest suffers, in whole or in part, from

consuming food on Host.s premises. This indemnification includes an agreement not to haul Host into court on the

basis of:

1. Failure to provide nutritional information;

2. Failure to warn of potential for overeating because food tastes too good and is provided at no cost;

3. Failure to offer .healthier alternatives. or vegetarian .tofurkey.;

4. Failure to provide information about other venues serving alternative, .healthier. Thanksgiving meals;

5. Failure to warn that dark meat contains more fat than white meat; and

6. Failure to warn that eating may lead to obesity.

GUEST INDEMNIFIES AND RELEASES OWNER FROM ANYAND ALL LIABILITY.

GUEST HAS READ THIS DOCUMENT AND UNDERSTANDS IT. HE/SHE IS SIGNING IT FREELYAND

VOLUNTARILYAND WITHOUT DURESS, AND AGREES NOT TO APPEAR AS A WITNESS IN SUPPORT

OF JOHN .SUE THE BASTARDS. BANZHAF, ESQ., OR ANY OTHER PERSONS WITH LAWDEGREES

WHO CANNOT OTHERWISE FIND MEANINGFUL EMPLOYMENT, ATANY TIME IN THE FUTURE.

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PThanksgiving Guest Liability and Indemnification Agreement

Agreed to by  ________________________________________________________  Signature Date  ___________