Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
While children aren't allowed to vote, a few lucky little ones can still pick — and hug and kiss and squeeze — their president.
EBay and Cabbage Patch Kids have partnered to create a special series of Obama, Palin, McCain and Biden dolls as part of the Cabbage Patch Kid 25th Anniversary.
Each doll is a one-of-a-kind and available only on eBay in an auction to benefit Toys for Tots, a charity arm of the U.S. Marine Corps that collects toys for needy kids. Bid Now on ebay!
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Community Church hams it up with The Afters.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
So what's the deal with this?? In London some atheists have organized a campaign to say, "There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy life." I think I'd be really worried if I believed that there is probably no God. Read the story.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Typical Pastor's Job Description:
SALARY: $17,000 a year
HOURS: Indeterminate. On call 24 hours a day.
WE OFFER: Free housing
The applicant will serve as manager, administrator, and correspondent. He will have experience as a preacher, teacher, and also evangelist. He will be a competent writer and speech maker, and will serve as a decorative piece at public functions. He will also be something of an editor. He will have experience as a social worker, counsellor, spiritual advisor, visitor of the sick, and comforter of the bereaved. He will serve as theologian in residence, interpreter of the church at large, and official delegate to all conferences. He will serve as a one-man emergency squad. He will be qualified as a commissioner of oaths, and will offer occasional legal advice, arbitrate disputes, and serve as public relations officer. He will have a basic business sense, and will be a capable salesman. He will also be skilled in marketing and program planning, and will recruit and train workers where available. An in-depth knowledge of computers is recommended, with particular emphasis on word processing, desktop publishing, and databases. A working knowledge of public address systems is desirable. The applicant will also be called upon occasionally as a garden supervisor, caretaker, and artist. He will lead a blameless life and spiritual walk. It is, of course, assumed that the applicant's WIFE will be included under the above arrangements, to work half-days.