Things every mom should say to her son

>18 Things a Mother Should Tell Her Son
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>1. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose
>gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time
>and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch.
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>2. Use careful aim when going potty. Somebody's got to clean that
>up, you know.
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>3. Save money when you're young because you're going to need it some day.
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>4. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing
>machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them.
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>5. Pray and be a spiritual leader.
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>6. Don't ever be a bully and don't ever start a fight, but please
>defend yourself.
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>7. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take
>away from you.
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>8. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone.
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>9. Take pride in your appearance.
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>10. Be strong and tender at the same time.
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>11. A woman can do everything that you can do. This includes her
>having a successful career and you changing diapers at 3am. Mutual
>respect is the key to a good relationship.
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>12. "Yes, ma'am" and "Yes, sir" still go a long way.
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>13. Peer pressure is a scary thing. Be a good leader and others will follow.
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>14. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea.
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>15. Be patriotic.
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>16. Potty humor isn't the only thing that's humorous.
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>17. Please choose your spouse wisely. My daughter-in-law will be the
>gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren.
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>18. Remember to call your mother because I might be missing you.
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